Burkhart had been unable to move his arms or legs since a diving accident four years ago damaged his spinal cord and left him paralyzed. But thanks to a new device that reroutes his brain signals, Burkhart was recently able to lift his hand using his thoughts.
The technology, called Neurobridge, takes electric signals from the brain and sends them directly to the muscles, bypassing the damaged spinal cord.
ARE YOU TELLING ME WE’RE ABLE TO PRODUCE ARTIFICIAL SPINAL CORDS NOW
OR THINGS THAT FUNCTION AS THEM
SCIENCE IS AMAZING
FUCKING SCIENCE!!!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT HUMANS CAN BE DOWN RIGHT FUCKING BRILLIANT!! THERE IS NOTHING THAT WE CAN’T ACCOMPLISH!!
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE
No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
What is wrong with you
actually you would die within seconds of being exposed to space without a spacesuit. the gases in your lungs and body would expand, the liquids in your body would turn to vapor and you would dissolve into tiny particles that would scatter into space.